Abstract
It is the start of the academic year 2020. The Techno Mac Casino University Inc. which last year successfully bid for the government tender to run medical education in Australia announced today that psychiatry has been deleted as a medical specialty. As part of the restructuring and rationalisation of psychiatry its domains of thought and clinical practice are to be divided between TechnoMac's School of Neuro-pharmacology in Geneva and its California Academy of Evidence-based Counselling, each of which offers a (part-time) diploma course on the Internet to any subscriber who owns more than ten thousand shares in TechnoMac or its subsidiary healthinsurance or pharmaceutical companies.