Abstract
The paper begins by considering David Armstrong's beautiful paper ‘The Headless Woman Illusion and the Defence of Materialism’, which conjectures how we get the illusion that there are non-physical qualia. There are discussions of other metaphysical illusions, that there is a passage of time, that we have libertarian free will, and that consciousness is ineffable (which last also relates to Armstrong), and of their possible explanations. Moral: avoid appeal to so called intuition or phenomenology.