A New Classification System for Lesbians: The Dyke Diagnostic Manual

Abstract

There has been a long-standing need for a diagnostic manual that documents the unique pathological behaviors of lesbians. The Dyke Diagnostic Manual (DDM) is meant to supplement mainstream classification systems used to identify problematic behaviors in heterosexuals. This article presents thirteen uniquely lesbian conditions that are nowhere to be found in heterosexist diagnostic systems. The DDM may help to reduce the pain and suffering found in many lesbian relationships where one or both partners are afflicted.

KEYWORDS:

• lesbian humor
• lesbian relationships

Acknowledgments

To friends who suggested categories: Esther and Migdalia. To all my exes, some of whom demonstrated the symptoms of the disorders, and who will remain nameless. To the magnificent, funky, and supportive lesbian communities in which I have lived. Thank you all.