Abstract
An old man walking down the road came across a frog. The frog exclaims: “I am really a fairy princess, and if you kiss me I will make all of your most passionate fantasies come true!” Without a word the old man picks up the frog, puts it in his pocket, and begins to walk away. “Didn't you hear what I said?” asked the incredulous frog, to which the old man replied: “At my age I would rather have a talking frog.”
Notes
The opinions and assertions herin are those of the author and should not be construed as representing the policies of the Eunice Kennedy Shriver National Institute of Child Health and Human Development (NICHD), the National Institutes of Health, or the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services.